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Go! But trance isnt techono the cats in the wechno! He is the gate to masturbate. awesome the pants said as he went to bed. he wants friends go north and do florida. And thats how you do the kitty dance.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!Well If the news cant turn it's true I'd say this is the big orly 50th post. But of course you might want to speakonia this because this is pretty fucking nightly long. Now I know too many cats and smores are running on newgrounds land but the second Tails punches Eggman in the nuts the sooner we go to toast school. But you would'nt believe what I heard. That no good fag Jimmy Neutron is having a slumber party with J-Lo, Paris Hilton, Eggman Nega, Wario, Even Solid snake. We got to devise a plan for the next 20 or so years. Oh yeah I forgot *Gives Kisame 30 slices of french toast* Now the cookies are going to fire the nutcrackers head off. But on thanksgiving I think that Flanders will Use firearms to run over the new planet. Oh and tell amy I said to go frog fishing. Okay this guy named Mark is going to be a bird for the next 20 or next simester for the school play so grab a seat and go back stage. It makes no sense to just rocketboot the fire ladders steps. Of all the things newgrounds has been here for i would love for you to eat wooden crepes. And Thats how I spent my st patricks day. And If you thought this was long. Wait till the 100th post.
6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Due to popular demand the dalmations on the subway won't be in trafic this week for international cheesecake day for the thintwental time. But the dead bowser on kisames lawn was far too short for him to have 20 more Delicious slices of french toast. But then again I'll see you at the 50th post.
Update for skates! the 50th post will be released on November 16th or so! So Until then I advise we all start a campfire song the rocks are coming to town Weeeeeee!
Updated: 11/11/07 3:54 PM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Pies used Mario Picross for more times to go skiing for mountains of gold. But the rabbit was too fast for the dinosaurs Aunt Margery to happily jump to the storage room. Also why I am listening to the eggman song special remix too! " I am the eggman! It's what I am. I am the eggman! I got the master plan!" OH SHIEST I FUCKED UP THE RANDOM SHIT! but he wasn't strong the girl to the left of him went to his house and had sex. Oh and after the 49th post the 50th post won't be here for a hwhile. I want to post it on the front page for more enjoyment.
Update: Kisame be random this time. You're not as random as you used to be and it's hurting the walrus :(
Scared the jumps for the second time mister and I fire your lazers towards the direction of the equator. Anyway todays halloween and I would like to say you need a freezer to harness those eggs. I dont know why flags roast on thanksgiving but I got a gelato waiting for you in the cat. Also why didn't Knuckles chug the 8 bottles of beer? Okay? So just take some tea pour it on your lolipop and get out! simple as that.
Have a happy halloween everyone!
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!Okay for once I just gotta tell newgrounds this story. So I'm coming from lunch and theres this crazy psyco bitch who's complaining about lockers and shit like that. I swear I Just wanted to go up to her and say " Whoa Bitch calm the fuck down! Jesus christ Lay off the crack!" And nothing says you're a bitch with a nice punch in the face. Unfortunately I just sat there thinking that. Double post today.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!Tommorow in school we're not supposed to dress up for halloween. Well I today should say " Why the F*ck not?" Thats right for two censores don't cost 20 grand for this sh*t. But the windmills turned out pretty well. But then these random users appeared:
Wegra2007
John12346
Kisame
jacobdg
Bluehippo
WadeFulp
they all understood the consequences and a bunch of 20 nuns hit us with rulers. But you know what the costumes never jumped that high. So you know what I'm going in there wheather you like it or not!"
Because there was too many witnesses, Charlie brown will be eating the peanutbutter off your new furnitures dog. Bur my pants where having a party till the door rang shut. I also ate your mouth so you can only speak chinese to african cats. Hopefully kisame will read to us Magical Luigi and the hookers apple of doom. So go to the library and read for 5 minutes. books are boring but take you to MAGICAL lands.
Hello Everyone. Grab A cookie and some coffee. Today we are going to be talking about Rouge.
This is rouge the bat. She has nice big boobs. She LOVES treasure. In fact she has become a treasure hunter and a part time hooker. Here are some of the guys she slept with:
Sonic*
Tails
Knuckles
Shadow**
Eggman
Silver
Vector
Charmy***
Mighty
Espio
Tails doll
Eggman nega
Egg robo
Mario
Metal Sonic
Metal Knuckles
Ray
Fang
Bark
Bean
Jet
Storm
Vanilla
Chris Thorndyke****
Chaos
* She slept with sonic last becuase he was forced
** Shadow Called her Maria as they started having sex witch turned her off
*** She technically didn't have sex with Charmy Because he stung her and died. But oh man she got stung so bad
**** She was going to have sex with chris But then she relized he was a stupid fag.
After that she never got AIDS and got all the treasures in the world. Except then her breasts got smaller
FIN
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So today the girl hugged me. But five other dinosours wanted to play fetch. Then two others didnt do this. But then we cant go to the mall in New York. But there was a road that took dolars for pennies. But I dont know so shut up and eat your keyboard now before I spit the words sparta on you. do the dance to the fairy bye.
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